This is ingenious: http://www.rejectionline.com/copycat.html but still, I don’t think I could do it. I called the lines and they are pretty bad.…
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EXPERIMENTAL DATE 1–aka the getting to know you date **Conducted w/my counterpart, XtremeDater On a gloriously sunny and warm Saturday afteroon, XD and I met at my place, scarfed down dim…
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Lesson #2: No more “International Parties” Although I guess this should have been plainly obvious from the start. FROM CLOSET: I actually brushed my hair for this. And wore a sparkly,…
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successfully sabotaged date. Felt like I was playing hooky from school or something, as was careful to avoid computer and/or any IM conversation the entire day. Figured if he didn’t contact…
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EL TIGRE--THE FEATURE LOSER, AND EPITOME OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DO S: SHORT. LOOKS LIKE BEN STILLER. COMES COMPLETE WITH ALL OF BEN STILLERS LINES FROM EVERY SINGLE MOVIE, MORE…
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I can’t stop thinking about this…but I really hope he doesnt have a)tapered jeans and b)fluffy hair. Or hair that is like kind of 80s and fluffed. I know, I know.…
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In less than an hour I will be in a meeting, after which, I will inform my boss that I am intending to move to SF. Im fucking nervous. Just want…
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I am floating. I feel as if everyone around me possesses some sort of clue that I don’t have about how to live life. They are committed in one way or…
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Somewhere in between Fort Davis and El Paso, it began to rain--except it only rained on either side of the highway--the stretch of concrete and asphalt was left untouched, completely glittering…








