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I would like to hurt this girl

April 3, 2008

has anyone seen the new JC Penney commercials for their “American Living” brand? Is anyone annoyed by the fact that in one scene in the commercial, the stupid kid with rain boots not only jumps on the table, but steps into a huge perfect cake that is probably like someones 50th anniversary cake. The icing on the cake, if you will, is the fact that the crowd of people around her is laughing and carrying on as if they don’t have a care in the world. As if a stupid spoiled brat kid didnt just step in their expensive dessert.

Seriously though, who thought this was a cool idea? Does stepping into a cake with rain boots really embody American living? Does that mean we are surrounded by a bunch of idiots.

Wait, don’t answer that. The answer is more depressing this the stupidity of this commercial.

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  • The Gould Family April 4, 2008 at 8:55 am

    These commercials drive me crazy too. What’s worse is how I’m now humming that song. Christ.

  • Derek April 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    that commercial makes me sad.

    mostly bc I would’ve like to have ate that cake.

    stupid.

  • The Gould Family April 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Dude, you need to put a post on here about how awful that chick is who made art from her abortions. I don’t typically get emotional about that kind of stuff, and I’m totally pro choice, but that chick is a murderer. Horrible abuser of basic human rights.

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