did i ever mention i am having coffee with the CFO’s son tomorrow. Don’t worry. Its not like that. The CFO has been buddy buddy w/me lately bc his son just graduated college w/the same degree as me and I can tell that he is worried about his son’s future, i.e. will he have to support him for the rest of his life. So he told his son about me, I couldn’t really say no, and long story short, he wants to meet.
Normally, I would take this opportunity to seduce fresh, young meat, but having been a student in The Canadian’s school of online private investigation, I have already done the proper research, retrieved a picture, and have concluded that pulling a Mrs. Robinson for one night is not worth my job. Not hot enough. I mean, if I’m going to go there, I’d expect ultimate eye candy.
He is a polite boy though, and because he is from Wisconsin, (and in memory of C2C05) where my little boy toys from NYC were from, I agreed.
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Additionally, two of the most eternal bachelors of the bachelors – my new roomie and my old roomie (Dewberry and Jelly) are both on the cusp of finding that special someone, and I’m sure will gain passport into the land of blissful happiness where sitting on a rock entangled with one another seems perfectly acceptable. Fuckers. Theyre not allowed to find someone before me and C find someone.
I think its time for me and C to plot our next move. Summer is almost over.
