I’m trying not to be so emo this year, but really, this week, specifically this day, has tested my patience.
1. People. Please stop using facebook as a way of announcing things to the world. Birth. Engagements. Marriage. And now the latest–the I’m not friends with you so I’m going to show you by deleting you from my friends list from facebook. Seriously? Grow the fuck up.
2. Work People. Why can’t people do a job without bringing all kinds of fucking drama into the mix? Seriously. Why are these people (unfortunately), usually women. This isn’t fucking high school. If you spent less time being so catty, then maybe you’d actually be able to produce some work.
3. Work people who try to be creative. Um you want something ‘outside the box’ yet youre going to send us a fucking image of a vitruvian man along with the note, This image shows the transparency I was talking about and reminds me of Da Vinci’s Vitruvian man. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen this image, but it’s something they teach in art school. Listen fuckhead. Vitruvian man is not some trade secret. Da Vinci and this image is probably more widely publicized than the Mona Lisa, so don’t act like you know art, and therefore should be a creative director, because you have this image in mind to use for a project concept that has nothing at all to do with this stupid image. Fucking kidding me.
I’ve reached my maximum capacity for bullshit, stupidity and high school antics today.
RAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRR (crumpling paper)
Ready to go home and forget this day ever happened.